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Keep in mind, if you are not ready for truth, that you are happy in your denial, do not read this. This is for the women who want an objective look on relationships. And by objective look, I mean my opinion. Enter at your own risk!
Lets begin with the one that gets us all in trouble, the pretty boy.
Lesson number one.
Stop dating losers who think too much of themselves.
He is very good looking, just ask him. Roses and cards are not uncommon, this way he can tell everyone what great guy he is. Don’t expect to have the door opened for you though, how could he see his reflection if you went first?
Lesson number two.
Stop letting creeps manipulate you.
You have even begun a stupid ritual of leaving your new boyfriend love notes in the morning, oh, how sweet. Be aware that the minute you break this cycle the cry baby wannabe will kick up a stink so bad you wish you where dealing with a baby, at least you can reason with them. Then when he has convinced you that you made him feel like you’d somehow forgotten about him, and you can’t believe that your kind words mean so much to him, you make sweet love. Did I say OH PUKE yet? ! Seriously he must be laughing his ass off on how easy it was to get you to beg for forgiveness and then sleep with him! He’s just pissed that you didn’t put him first, Bastard!
Lesson number three.
If he really is genuinely upset that you didn’t leave him a note, and you believe he is sincere, RUN.
HE is a PUSSY! You have the makings of a Momma’s Boy! No one needs a whiner.
Lesson number four.
Don’t fall for “the sensitive type”.
This is code for “I still call me ex but only because she needs a friend”. Do you really believe that? Hey blind bitch open your eyes! You have that knot in your stomach for a reason, think about it, have you ever felt this shitty and where wrong? Nuff said.
Lesson number five.
The gene pool is too close.
A lot of us fall for the misconception that when it comes to brothers there is a good one and a bad one. However it usually is more like bad one worse one! No freakin way they can be that different. And why would you take that chance? Trust me even if it is to get back at the other one, tempting, but trouble.
Lesson number six.
Never fall for the guy that’s just not ready!
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Ever dated that guy who seems to string you along so long that you can’t seem to remember a time without him? So long that the first date was a time when you didn’t mind telling your, REAL AGE! ! Maybe he’s waiting for something better to come along, maybe he’s just not that into you, maybe,…… who gives a shit! What are you doing waiting around for this guy? Which brings me to,………………
Lesson number seven.
The real deal.
Ever wanted the real deal so bad that you discover you have settled? If you can see your dream man in your mind, handsome sweet romantic, and it just doesn’t match with the fat slobinly bastard sitting next to you on the couch, you have settled. Your dream man could still be out there, but if you are home with this loser you probably won’t ever meet him! Unless his brother visits often! (see rule five for info on this mistake!)
I hope that my enlightenment will help you poor misguided women!
Now that you have been educated take a good look in the mirror. Realize that you are this girl. We all are, the key is to find this out sooner than later. I hope for your sake it was sooner! Good luck to us all!
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